Gruyère and Demi-glacé mornay, caramelized onions, brick cheese, house bread crumbs, chives

Pizza sauce, Brick cheese, natural-cased pepperoni

The classic Ironclad cheese pizza with brick cheese and pizza sauce.

Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly.

Natural cased pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, pancetta, Genoa salami

Pepperoni, house-made Italian Sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers.

PBR: Pickle, Bacon, Ranch! Garlic oil, brick cheese, sliced pickles, chopped bacon, dill, ranch drizzle!

Spicy pizza sauce, brick cheese, buffalo chicken, ranch drizzle, fresh green onions. Order delivery from our website and save!

Spicy pizza sauce, natural-case pepperoni, crushed pineapple, pickled jalapeños, fresh-grated Grana Padano cheese

Brick Cheese, Spicy BBQ Sauce, Chicken, Red Onion, Scallions

Pizza cheese, mushrooms, red onion, basil pesto (no nuts), grated parm, fresh basil, fresh grated Pecorino Romano, lemon wedge

Cherry tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit.

Ricotta base, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix

Onions, peppers, mushrooms, Feta, oregano

Gruyère and Demi-glacé mornay, caramelized onions, brick cheese, house bread crumbs, chives

Natural cased pepperoni, pizza sauce, Brick cheese.

The classic Ironclad cheese pizza with brick cheese and pizza sauce

Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly.

Natural cased pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, pancetta, Genoa salami

Pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers

Spicy pizza sauce, brick cheese, buffalo chicken, ranch drizzle, fresh green onions.

Spicy pizza sauce, natural-case pepperoni, crushed pineapple, pickled jalapeños, fresh-grated Grana Padano cheese

Brick Cheese, Spicy BBQ Sauce, Chicken, Red Onion, Scallions

PBR: Pickle, Bacon, Ranch! Garlic oil, brick cheese, sliced pickles, chopped bacon, dill, ranch drizzle!

Pizza cheese, mushrooms, red onion, basil pesto (no nuts), grated parm, fresh basil, fresh grated Pecorino Romano, lemon wedge

Cherry tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit.

Ricotta base, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix

Onions, peppers, mushrooms, Feta, oregano. Order delivery from our website and save!

Big crispy gluten-free wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Buffalo, Lemon Pepper, Mango Habanero, or Garlic Parmesan. Comes with our house-made ranch.

Twelve big crispy gluten-free wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Buffalo, Lemon Pepper, Mango Habanero, or Garlic Parmesan. Comes with our house-made ranch.

Large crispy gluten-free breaded chicken tenders with your choice of two dipping sauces

Large crispy gluten-free breaded chicken tenders with your choice of two dipping sauces

House-made dough balls, roasted garlic butter, shaved parmesan, marinara dipping sauce

Breaded mozzarella sticks, deep fried, served with house-made vodka dipping sauce

Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, seasoned perfectly!

Our crispy french fries tossed in garlic butter, shaved parmesan, and basil

Bar burger with ketchup, mustard, grilled onions, and American cheese. Add fries!

Romaine, pickled carrots, red onions, cucumber, grape tomato, basil, banana peppers, house parmesan dressing. Add grilled chicken +5

Romaine, pickled carrots, red onions, cucumber, grape tomato, basil, banana peppers, house parmesan dressing. Add grilled chicken +5

Romaine Lettuce, Caesar Dressing, Grana Padano cheese, croutons.

Romaine Lettuce, Caesar Dressing, Grana Padano cheese, croutons. Add grilled chicken +5

Crushed parmesan cheese

crushed red pepper flakes

We make this ranch in house and it's insanely good.

House-made marinara

House-made hot honey

House-made chili oil

House-made vodka sauce

House-made Buffalo sauce

A side of our house-made spicy BBQ sauce

House-made pickled jalapenos

Side of fresh sliced jalapenos

Chopped fresh basil

Heinz, the greatest ketchup ever made.

Yellow mustard

House-made garlic-parmesan sauce

House-made mango habanero sauce

House-made creamy vinaigrette dressing

Creamy Caesar dressing

Bourbon, overproof bourbon, turbinado, Angostura, orange peel, barrel-aged in house.

Vodka, lemon vodka, limoncello, lemon, activated charcoal, edible glitter, black sugar

Gin, orange blossom honey syrup, lime, house-made yuzu soda

Cherry and vanilla bean-infused bourbon, Cherry Heering, Licor 43, Mexican Coke

Vodka, lime punch, cherry syrup, Mexican Sprite

Vodka, cold brew concentrate, coffee liqueur, simple, vanilla foam

Frozen hibiscus-infused blanco tequila, Amaras Verde Mezcal, sugar blend, lime

20 oz version of hibiscus-infused blanco tequila, Amaras Verde Mezcal, sugar blend, lime

Rye, bourbon, amaretto, acid-adjusted orange juice, turbinado, foam

Gin, simple, lemon, frozen, Cava

Blanco Tequila, triple sec, agave, lime, spicy pepper tincture

Flor de Caña white rum, pineapple, lime, simple, coconut-lime foam, lime zest

Big Giant Ridiculous vodka and Kosher dill pickle juice martini, with pickles on the side

Ocho Verde THC Pineapple Spirit, pineapple, lime, simple, coconut-lime egg foam, lime zest

Ocho Verde THC Spirit, lime punch, cherry syrup, Mexican Sprite

Ocho Verde THC Spirit, triple sec, agave, lime, spicy pepper tincture

Zero Proof Mambo Sun with pineapple, lime, simple, and coconut-lime foam, lime zest

Non-alcoholic margarita with lime juice, lime punch syrup, orange, and salt

Cherry syrup, lime punch syrup, Mexican Sprite

Vodka, Deep Eddy Lemon, limoncello, lemon, activated charcoal, edible glitter, black sugar

Coffee, vodka, coffee liqueur, simple, Flip Foam

Blanco tequila, sour watermelon, hot sauce, house tajín rim

Whiskey, peach schnapps, lime, simple

Balanced Oregon Chardonnay: pear and apple with a whisper of vanilla and a lightly creamy finish.

Fresh and vibrant Pinot Grigio with notes of green apple, lemon, and white peach. Light-bodied and crisp with bright acidity and a clean, refreshing finish.

Bright and aromatic Sauvignon Blanc with notes of citrus, pear, and pineapple. Crisp and silky on the palate with lively acidity and a refreshing finish

Bright and refreshing rosé with notes of strawberry, watermelon, and citrus. Light-bodied and crisp with a dry finish that makes it perfect for easy drinking.

Dante Cabernet Sauvignon is a bold, approachable California red wine offering rich flavors of dark fruit, roasted coffee, and sweet oak.

Bright and fruit-forward Pinot Noir from Monterey with aromas of cherry, raspberry, and plum layered with hints of vanilla and mocha. Medium-bodied with silky tannins and balanced acidity, offering smooth red-fruit flavors and a clean, easy finish.

Bright and refreshing sparkling rosé with notes of strawberry, peach, and delicate citrus. Light-bodied with lively bubbles and a crisp, clean finish.

Lightly sparkling Lambrusco with vibrant notes of blackberry, cherry, and violet. Juicy and refreshing with gentle bubbles and a soft, dry finish.

Dry and mineral-driven Italian Pinot Grigio from Friuli — crisp pear and citrus.

Crisp and zesty — citrus, green apple, and a clean, refreshing finish.

Balanced Oregon Chardonnay: pear and apple with a whisper of vanilla and a lightly creamy finish.

Silky and bright, with red cherry and raspberry over gentle earthy notes; light and food-friendly.

Chilled sparkling red — juicy blackberry and cherry, dry and lightly fizzy; the fun one.

Delicate sparkling rosé — red berry and floral notes with soft, festive bubbles.

Dry French rosé with strawberry, watermelon, and bright, crushable acidity.

Bold and full-bodied, with dark berry, cassis, and a smooth, structured finish.

Without looking, how many ounces is 500 mL? If you guessed ~17, you're right. It's Mexican Coke, pure cane sugar!

“I love St Arnold Root Beer!” -Everyone

The biggest bubbles in the soda water game.

Cherry syrup, lime punch syrup, Mexican Sprite

Smooth, refreshing Mexican lager with a clean, easy finish.

Silky Irish dry stout, roasted malt, coffee, and cocoa under a creamy head.

The National Beer of Texas. Crisp, cold, no fuss.

Light, crisp, low-carb lager built for crushing.

Classic American light lager. Crisp and clean.

Easygoing light lager, clean and made for the patio.

Texas' iconic amber bock. Smooth, toasty, lightly sweet.

Jamaican lager. Crisp, smooth, refreshing.

Houston farmhouse saison. Dry, peppery, lightly fruity.

Five ice-cold Dos Equis buried in ice. Crisp, smooth Mexican lager, best shared.

Five ice-cold Lone Star tall boys. The National Beer of Texas, by the bucket.

Five ice-cold Michelob Ultras on ice. Light, crisp, and built for crushing.

Five ice-cold Miller Lites buried in ice. Classic American light lager, five at a time.

Five ice-cold Montucky Cold Snacks. Easygoing light lager, made for the patio.

Five ice-cold PBRs on ice. Crisp, classic, no fuss.

Five ice-cold Shiner Bocks buried in ice. Smooth Texas amber, by the bucket.

Hop-forward American IPA from Houston, loaded with juicy citrus and tropical fruit from Citra and Mosaic hops.

Juicy single-hop Texas IPA with citrus, pine, and tropical hops.

Crisp Mexican lager with a clean, slightly sweet finish.

Houston-made hard cider. Crisp, fruity, refreshing.

Smooth dark lager. Toasty, malty, easy-drinking.

St Arnold's crisp Texas lager. Clean and balanced.

Designed by Jade-O-Lantern for our Friday the 13th Free Tattoo Days. Specify size when ordering. S-XL

Designed by Neon Thrash for Endless Bummer, our Goth Tiki speakeasy next door. Specify size when ordering (S-XXL)

Our famous house-made garlic-habanero hot sauce!

It's a Betelgeuse sticker! Grab a few and put them all over town. (Style may vary with availability.)