Gruyere and demi-glace mornay, carmelized onions, brick cheese, shaved gruyere, bread crumbs, French chives

Natural cased pepperoni, pizza sauce, Brick cheese

The classic Ironclad cheese pizza with brick cheese and pizza sauce

Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly.

Natural cased pepperoni, house-made sausage, pancetta, Genoa salami

Pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers

Spicy pizza sauce, Buffalo chicken, brick cheese, ranch drizzle, fresh chives

Pizza cheese, spicy pizza sauce, crushed pineapple, pepperoni, house pickled jalapenos, fresh-grated Grana Padano cheese

Spicy BBQ Sauce, Chicken, Red Onions with Green Onion Garnish on top of Brick Cheese

PBR: Pickle, Bacon, Ranch! Garlic oil, brick cheese, sliced pickles, chopped bacon, dill, ranch drizzle!

Pizza cheese, fresh mushrooms, red onions, basil pesto (no nuts), fresh basil, grated parmesan, fresh-grated pecorino romano cheese

Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit

White pie with ricotta, pizza cheese, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix

Onions, peppers, mushrooms, Feta, oregano.

Gruyere and demi-glace mornay, carmelized onions, brick cheese, shaved gruyere, bread crumbs, French chives

Natural cased pepperoni, pizza sauce, Brick cheese

The classic Ironclad cheese pizza with brick cheese and pizza sauce.

Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly.

Natural cased pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, pancetta, Genoa salami

Pepperoni, house-made Italian Sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers

Spicy pizza sauce, Buffalo chicken, brick cheese, ranch drizzle, fresh chives

Brick cheese, spicy pizza sauce, crushed pineapple, natural-cased pepperoni, house pickled jalapenos, fresh-grated Grana Padano cheese

Spicy BBQ Sauce, Chicken, Red Onions with Green Onion Garnish on top of Brick Cheese

PBR: Pickle, Bacon, Ranch! Garlic oil, brick cheese, sliced pickles, chopped bacon, dill, ranch drizzle!

Pizza cheese, fresh mushrooms, red onions, basil pesto (no nuts), fresh basil, grated parmesan, fresh-grated pecorino romano cheese

Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit

White pie with ricotta, pizza cheese, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix

Onions, peppers, mushrooms, Feta, oregano. Order delivery from our website and save!

Big crispy gluten-free wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Buffalo, Lemon Pepper, Mango Habanero, Garlic Parmesan or Spicy BBQ. Served with our house-made ranch.

Large gluten-free chicken tenders. Comes with 2 sauces. Add fries +4.

Cheesy, melty mozzarella sticks. Served with house-made vodka dipping sauce.

House-made dough balls, roasted garlic butter, marinara dipping sauce

Our crispy French fries tossed in garlic butter, shaved parmesan, and basil

Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, seasoned perfectly!

Romaine, Caesar dressing, house garlic croutons, shaved Grana Padano; half salads available. Add grilled chicken +5

Romaine, pickled carrot, red onion, cucumber, grape tomato, basil, banana pepper, house Parmesan dressing; half salads available. Add grilled chicken +5

Bar burger with ketchup, mustard, grilled onions, and American cheese. Add fries!

Large house-made chocolate chip cookie. Perfect for sharing...or not.

We make this ranch in house and it's insanely good.

Discussion topic: If we assume buffalo sauce is the best wing sauce, what is the SECOND best wing sauce? Almost no one agrees on this.

House-made marinara sauce

Crushed parmesan cheese

House-made chili oil

House-made hot honey

House-made vodka sauce

House-made pesto made from fresh basil, garlic, olive oil, parmesan, and no nuts at all.

House-made pickled jalapenos

Side of fresh sliced jalapenos

House-made garlic-parmesan sauce

House-made lemon pepper sauce

House-made Mango-Habanero sauce

Spicy BBQ Sauce!

Vodka, Deep Eddy Lemon, limoncello, lemon, activated charcoal, edible glitter, black sugar

Gin, Orange Blossom Honey Syrup, lime, house-made yuzu soda

Cherry and vanilla bean infused bourbon, Cherry Heering, Licor 43, Mexican Coke

Vodka, lime punch, cherry syrup, Mexican Sprite

Vodka, Cold Brew Concentrate, coffee liqueur, simple, coffee liqueur, vanilla foam

Overproof bourbon, bourbon, amaretto, acid-adjusted orange juice, turbinado, foam

BlancoTequila, triple sec, agave, lime, spicy pepper tincture

White rum, pineapple, lime, simple, coconut-lime foam, lime zest

Big Giant Ridiculous vodka/Kosher dill pickle juice martini with pickles on the side

Overproof bourbon, bourbon, turbinado, Angostura, orange peel

Ocho Verde THC Pineapple Spirit, pineapple, lime, simple, coconut-lime egg foam, lime zest

Ocho Verde THC Spirit, lime punch, cherry syrup, Mexican Sprite

Zero Proof Mambo Sun with pineapple, lime, simple, and coconut-lime foam, lime zest

Non-alcoholic margarita with lime juice, lime punch syrup, orange, and salt

Cherry syrup, lime punch syrup, Mexican Sprite

Vodka, Deep Eddy Lemon, limoncello, lemon, activated charcoal, edible glitter, black sugar

Coffee, vodka, coffee liqueur, simple, Flip Foam

Blanco tequila, sour watermelon, hot sauce, house tajín rim

Whiskey, peach schnapps, lime, simple

Jester King's bright Hill Country blonde. Crisp, easy, and refreshing.

Tart Austin sour bursting with apricot. Bright, fruity, and puckery.

A Houston IPA that keeps it easy. Hoppy and bright with citrus and pine.

Soft, juicy hazy IPA loaded with tropical and citrus hops.

Hazy cider pressed from Honeycrisp apples. Juicy, fresh, and lightly tart.

Classic Belgian pilsner. Crisp, clean, and dry.

Czech-style amber lager. Smooth, malty, and toasty with a clean finish.

A crisp, no-fuss craft lager. Clean, cold, and easy-drinking.

St Arnold crisp Texas lager. Clean and balanced.

St Arnold IPA, hoppy and bright with citrus and a clean bite.

Crisp, dry hard cider made with bittersweet apples. Light and refreshing, never sweet.

Easygoing American light lager. Crisp, clean, and familiar. Beloved by Shane Gillis and Dylan Mulvaney.

Houston-made hard cider with juicy pineapple. Crisp, tropical, and refreshing.

The original golden lager. Crisp, clean, lightly malty.

Easy Mexican lager. Light and crisp, best with a lime.

Smooth, refreshing Mexican lager with a clean, easy finish.

Silky Irish dry stout with roasted malt, coffee, and cocoa under a creamy head.

Real vodka and black cherry. Bubbly, crisp, not too sweet.

Real vodka and grapefruit. Tart, bubbly, and refreshing.

Real vodka and juicy pineapple. Bright and refreshing.

Houston's smooth amber bock with toasty, lightly sweet caramel malt.

Sunny Kölsch-style blonde. Light, crisp, and easygoing.

Austin's legendary German-style hefeweizen. Soft notes of banana and clove, cloudy and refreshing.

Light, crisp, low-carb lager built for crushing.

The Champagne of Beers. Bubbly, honest American lager.

Bright, tart fruited sour from Prairie. Juicy, colorful, and refreshingly puckery.

Texas blonde ale from Southern Star. Smooth, easy, and crushable with a touch of sweetness.

Classic Belgian lager. Crisp, balanced, with a clean golden finish.

Japanese hard seltzer packed with bold, real fruit flavor. Crisp, clean, and refreshing.

Hard seltzer built on Topo Chico's signature sparkle. Light, crisp, and bubbly.

From America's oldest brewery. A smooth amber lager, malty and easy-drinking.

Five ice-cold Bud Lights buried in ice. Easygoing American light lager, by the bucket.

Five ice-cold Coors Banquets on ice. The original golden lager, five at a time.

Five ice-cold Coronas buried in ice. Crisp Mexican lager, lime encouraged.

Five ice-cold Dos Equis buried in ice. Crisp, smooth Mexican lager, best shared.

Five ice-cold Crawford Bocks on ice. Houston's smooth amber bock, by the bucket.

Five ice-cold Love Streets buried in ice. Sunny Kölsch-style blonde, five at a time.

Five ice-cold Lone Star tall boys. The National Beer of Texas, by the bucket.

Five ice-cold Michelob Ultras on ice. Light, crisp, and built for crushing.

Five ice-cold High Lifes buried in ice. The Champagne of Beers, five at a time.

Five ice-cold Miller Lites buried in ice. Classic American light lager, five at a time.

Five ice-cold Modelos on ice. Crisp Mexican lager, best shared.

Five ice-cold Montucky Cold Snacks. Easygoing light lager, made for the patio.

Five ice-cold PBRs on ice. Crisp, classic, no fuss.

Five ice-cold Pacificos buried in ice. Crisp, beachy Mexican lager, by the bucket.

Five ice-cold Shiner Bocks buried in ice. Smooth Texas amber, by the bucket.

Five ice-cold Southern Star Bombshell Blondes. Smooth Texas blonde ale, five at a time.

Five ice-cold Stellas on ice. Crisp Belgian lager, by the bucket.Five ice-cold Stellas on ice. Crisp Belgian lager, by the bucket.

Five ice-cold Yuenglings buried in ice. Smooth amber lager from America's oldest brewery.

Silky and bright, with red cherry and raspberry over gentle earthy notes. Light and food-friendly.

An easy, juicy California Cabernet. Ripe dark fruit, soft tannins, and a smooth finish.

Dry, mineral-driven Italian Pinot Grigio from Friuli. Crisp pear and citrus.

A lively, easygoing Italian white. Fresh and floral with citrus and orchard fruit.

Crisp and zesty. Citrus, green apple, and a clean, refreshing finish.

Balanced Oregon Chardonnay. Pear and apple with a whisper of vanilla and a lightly creamy finish.

Spanish sparkling with fine bubbles, crisp green apple and citrus, and a subtle toasty note.

Delicate sparkling rose. Red berry and floral notes with soft, festive bubbles.

Dry French rose with strawberry, watermelon, and bright, crushable acidity.

Chilled sparkling red. Juicy blackberry and cherry, dry and lightly fizzy. The fun one.

Monterey, CA babyyyy! It's a pinot noir and it be pinot noiring: cherries, blackberries and plums with notes of vanilla, mocha and oak. Medium-bodied, bright red fruit, soft yet structured tannins with a lingering sweet oak finish.

Comin' straight outta Lodi, CA. Good ol' Cab that goes amazing with pizza. Isn't it cool that we don't jack up our wine prices.

Fresh and vibrant with notes of red cherry, raspberry, and a hint of pepper. Light-bodied, juicy, and easy to drink.

Fresh and vibrant Pinot Grigio with notes of green apple, lemon, and white peach. Light-bodied and crisp with bright acidity and a clean, refreshing finish.

90% Cortese (look it up), 8% Chard, 2% Sauv Blanc. It's so tasty and it comes in a liter so it's like getting a glass for free. Yum.

Bright and aromatic Sauvignon Blanc with notes of citrus, pear, and pineapple. Crisp and silky on the palate with lively acidity and a refreshing finish

Crisp and refreshing with notes of green apple, citrus, and a touch of minerality. Clean, bright, and easy-drinking.

Dry and lively with flavors of strawberry, watermelon, and a hint of citrus. Light, refreshing, and perfect for easy sipping.

Crisp Spanish Cava with lively bubbles and notes of green apple, citrus, and white peach. Dry and refreshing with a bright, clean finish.

Bright and refreshing sparkling rosé with notes of strawberry, peach, and delicate citrus. Light-bodied with lively bubbles and a crisp, clean finish.

Lightly sparkling and vibrant with notes of strawberry, raspberry, and citrus. Fresh, juicy, and a little wild in the best way.

Lightly sparkling Lambrusco with vibrant notes of blackberry, cherry, and violet. Juicy and refreshing with gentle bubbles and a soft, dry finish.

A big 20oz fountain soda over ice. Pick your flavor.

Iconic Mexican sparkling mineral water. Crisp, lively bubbles.

Coca-Cola made with real cane sugar, in the glass bottle. The good stuff.

Lemon-lime soda with cane sugar, in the bottle. Crisp and sweet.

Houston-made root beer. Creamy, rich, and a little nostalgic.

Creamy orange soda made with real ingredients. Like a Creamsicle in a bottle.

Houston-made ginger beer. Spicy, bubbly, and bold. Non-alcoholic.

The classic energy drink. Cold and caffeinated.

All the wings, none of the sugar. Cold and caffeinated.

Crisp sparkling mineral water. Clean and bubbly.

Still mineral water. Simple and refreshing.

Designed by Jade-O-Lantern for our Friday the 13th Free Tattoo Days. Specify size when ordering. S-XL

Designed by Neon Thrash for Endless Bummer, our Goth Tiki speakeasy next door to our Montrose location.

Designed by Neon Thrash, a Mai Tai glass for our goth speakeasy next door to our Montrose location

Our famous garlic-habanero hot sauce. Goes great on pizza. Heat is about 6/10.

It's a Betelgeuse sticker! Grab a few and put them all over town. (Style may vary based on availability.)