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We take two things seriously.

The food and the drinks. Being nice is important too.

Ironclad: cast iron pizza, our way.

Cast iron. 615 degrees. Toppings to the edge.

Every pie starts with dough we make every morning from four ingredients: King Arthur flour, salt, water and yeast. Each batch cold ferments for 36 hours before it's pressed into a cast iron pan. Most get our house sauce, made with Stanislaus 7/11 tomatoes, then Wisconsin brick cheese all the way to the edge of the pan.

Toppings are well-sourced (Calabrian peppers, pepperoni, cured meats) or made here (Italian sausage, ranch, pesto, hot honey, chili oil). Pizzas bake at 615 degrees in deck ovens, and the cheese at the edge of the pan caramelizes. That's the Maillard reaction, and it's the part your friends will ask about.

It's pizza. It's supposed to be fun.

What the press has written about us.

Jade Young's pizza knight riding a dragon

The bar: lots of bourbon, lots of mezcal.

Premium spirits, fresh ingredients, syrups we make ourselves, and half-decent technique behind the bar. Drinks rotate when we feel like it, except Christmas and Halloween, which get their own menus whether we feel like it or not. (We do feel like it.)

Lots of bourbon because we like bourbon. Lots of mezcal because we like mezcal. THC drinks and zero-proof drinks, local beer on tap, icehouse favorites in cans, and a wine list that's affordable and good with pizza.

Questions we get a lot

What's the deal with the name?

Betelgeuse is a red supergiant star in Orion. Houston, NASA, space, stars, Betelgeuse.

So what kind of place is this?

A neighborhood bar first, with great pizza and snacks. Good for first dates, last dates, a solo drink with a book, big groups and quiet corners.

Is this a Beetlejuice bar?

No. The movie borrowed the star's name. We like the film and we're not mad about the mix-up. We lean cosmic. (Please don't sue us, Tim Burton.)

Is it Detroit-style or deep dish?

Neither. It's cast iron pizza. We press the dough into a cast iron pan, bake it at 615 degrees in a deck oven, and take the cheese all the way to the edge so it caramelizes. How we make it.

Are you dog-friendly?

On the Washington patio, yes. Bring your dog. We will probably like your dog. Dogs aren't allowed inside, and Montrose doesn't have outdoor seating right now.

Is there a patio?

On Washington, yes. It's big and dog-friendly, with TVs, fans and string lights. Montrose doesn't have outdoor seating right now. The Washington patio.

Are you kid-friendly?

Yes, until 9pm. After 9 it's a bar, and we card.

Do you have gluten-free or vegetarian options?

Yes. Gluten-free crust on our 14-inch pizzas, wings and chicken tenders fried in gluten-free flour, salads that can be made gluten-free, and plenty of vegetarian options. Everything comes out of a kitchen that also handles gluten, so we can't guarantee zero cross-contamination. Gluten-free and vegan pizza.

Do you take reservations?

For groups over 15, fill out the event inquiry form or email [email protected]. Otherwise, come in and order at the bar. Private events.

Can I book a private party?

Yes. Endless Bummer is yours Monday through Thursday for up to 40 people, and both Betelgeuse locations take big groups. See private events.

Do you do catering?

Yes, pizza catering from Montrose for the office or the party. How catering works.

How long does a pizza take?

Most of the time 15 to 25 minutes. On a really busy night it can take longer.

Is it table service?

No. At both locations you order at the bar and get a number, and we bring it out.

Are you wheelchair accessible?

Yes, both locations.

Do you show the game?

Yes. Astros, Texans and Rockets for sure, plus the biggest college football games. Want a different game? Ask and we'll put it on if we can.

Can we split the check? Do you take cash?

Yes and yes. There's a 3% surcharge on credit cards, which you skip by paying with cash or a debit card.

Can I bring a birthday cake?

Yes.

How big are the pizzas?

A large is baked in a 14-inch cast iron pan and a small in a 10-inch. Gluten-free crust is $5 more on a large.

Do you have vegan options?

Yes. The dough is vegan, so any pizza goes vegan with no cheese and no meat. The Ursa Major or the Veg Supreme with no cheese are the popular picks. Gluten-free and vegan pizza.

How much THC is in the THC drinks?

4 mg is standard in our THC cocktails. The RYTHM Sativa can is 10 mg.

Do both locations have the same menu?

Pizza, yes. Snacks and cocktails vary a little, so check the menu for the one you're headed to. Menus.

When is happy hour?

Every day from 4 to 6 at both locations. $7 wine by the glass, $8 32 oz draft, $9 select cocktails. Happy hour.

Is there parking?

Yes, and it's free at both. Washington has three lots: west side of the building, east side, and the one past the furniture store with the big "Betelgeuse Parking Only" sign. Montrose has a lot behind the building, plus street parking across the street and on the residential streets between us and Grand Prize.

Do you do karaoke?

Every Friday and Saturday at Washington, from 9 till close, hosted by Singers United. No cover. Sign up with the host when you walk in. Bring your singing pants. Karaoke on Washington.

What happens on Friday the 13th?

Every Friday the 13th at both locations: free tattoos, plus drink and pizza specials. Follow @betelgeusehou and @betelgeusemontrose on Instagram for the lineup. Friday the 13th.

What is Endless Bummer?

A goth tiki bar inside Betelgeuse Montrose, built by Meow Wolf artists. It's open Friday and Saturday from 6pm to midnight and Sunday from 4 to 10pm, and Monday through Thursday you can book the whole bar for a private party.

Do you have a rewards program?

Yes. Sign up online or text JOIN to 833-304-0735. You get $5 for signing up and a point for every dollar you spend. Join Betelgeuse Rewards.

Do you sell gift cards?

Yes, online. Send one by email or text. Gift cards.

Do you sell merch?

Yes. Shirts, hot sauce and stickers are in the Retail section when you order online. Pick it up at the bar. We don't ship. Merch.

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