Gruyère and Demi-glacé mornay, caramelized onions, brick cheese, house bread crumbs, chives

Pizza sauce, Brick cheese, natural-cased pepperoni

The classic Ironclad cheese pizza with brick cheese and pizza sauce.

Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly.

Natural cased pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, pancetta, Genoa salami

Pepperoni, house-made Italian Sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers.

PBR: Pickle, Bacon, Ranch! Garlic oil, brick cheese, sliced pickles, chopped bacon, dill, ranch drizzle!

Spicy pizza sauce, brick cheese, buffalo chicken, ranch drizzle, fresh green onions. Order delivery from our website and save!

Spicy pizza sauce, natural-case pepperoni, crushed pineapple, pickled jalapeños, fresh-grated Grana Padano cheese

Brick Cheese, Spicy BBQ Sauce, Chicken, Red Onion, Scallions

Pizza cheese, mushrooms, red onion, basil pesto (no nuts), grated parm, fresh basil, fresh grated Pecorino Romano, lemon wedge

Cherry tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit.

Ricotta base, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix

Onions, peppers, mushrooms, Feta, oregano

natural cased pepperoni, mushrooms, feta, chili flakes

Gruyère and Demi-glacé mornay, caramelized onions, brick cheese, house bread crumbs, chives

Natural cased pepperoni, pizza sauce, Brick cheese.

The classic Ironclad cheese pizza with brick cheese and pizza sauce

Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly.

Natural cased pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, pancetta, Genoa salami

Pepperoni, house-made Italian sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers

Spicy pizza sauce, brick cheese, buffalo chicken, ranch drizzle, fresh green onions.

Spicy pizza sauce, natural-case pepperoni, crushed pineapple, pickled jalapeños, fresh-grated Grana Padano cheese

Brick Cheese, Spicy BBQ Sauce, Chicken, Red Onion, Scallions

PBR: Pickle, Bacon, Ranch! Garlic oil, brick cheese, sliced pickles, chopped bacon, dill, ranch drizzle!

Pizza cheese, mushrooms, red onion, basil pesto (no nuts), grated parm, fresh basil, fresh grated Pecorino Romano, lemon wedge

Cherry tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit.

Ricotta base, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix

Onions, peppers, mushrooms, Feta, oregano. Order delivery from our website and save!

Natural cased pepperoni, mushrooms, feta, chili flakes

Big crispy gluten-free wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Buffalo, Lemon Pepper, Mango Habanero, or Garlic Parmesan. Comes with our house-made ranch.

Twelve big crispy gluten-free wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Buffalo, Lemon Pepper, Mango Habanero, or Garlic Parmesan. Comes with our house-made ranch.

Large crispy gluten-free breaded chicken tenders with your choice of two dipping sauces

Large crispy gluten-free breaded chicken tenders with your choice of two dipping sauces

House-made dough balls, roasted garlic butter, shaved parmesan, marinara dipping sauce

Breaded mozzarella sticks, deep fried, served with house-made vodka dipping sauce

Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, seasoned perfectly!

Our crispy french fries tossed in garlic butter, shaved parmesan, and basil

Bar burger with ketchup, mustard, grilled onions, and American cheese. Add fries!

Romaine, pickled carrots, red onions, cucumber, grape tomato, basil, banana peppers, house parmesan dressing. Add grilled chicken +5

Romaine, pickled carrots, red onions, cucumber, grape tomato, basil, banana peppers, house parmesan dressing. Add grilled chicken +5

Romaine Lettuce, Caesar Dressing, Grana Padano cheese, croutons.

Romaine Lettuce, Caesar Dressing, Grana Padano cheese, croutons. Add grilled chicken +5

Crushed parmesan cheese

crushed red pepper flakes

We make this ranch in house and it's insanely good.

House-made marinara

House-made hot honey

House-made chili oil

House-made vodka sauce

House-made Buffalo sauce

A side of our house-made spicy BBQ sauce

House-made pickled jalapenos

Side of fresh sliced jalapenos

Chopped fresh basil

Heinz, the greatest ketchup ever made.

Yellow mustard

House-made garlic-parmesan sauce

House-made mango habanero sauce

House-made creamy vinaigrette dressing

Creamy Caesar dressing

The biggest bubbles in the soda water game.

Without looking, how many ounces is 500 mL? If you guessed ~17, you're right. It's Mexican Coke, pure cane sugar!

500 mL or ~17oz of Cold and refreshing Sprite in a bottle, Made with Natural Cane Sugar

“I love St Arnold Root Beer!” -Everyone

Crushed Ice Cold.

Bright and fruit-forward Pinot Noir from Monterey with aromas of cherry, raspberry, and plum layered with hints of vanilla and mocha. Medium-bodied with silky tannins and balanced acidity, offering smooth red-fruit flavors and a clean, easy finish.

A smooth, fruit-forward red blend with notes of ripe blackberry, plum, and dark cherry layered with hints of spice. Medium-bodied and easy drinking with soft tannins and a clean, balanced finish.

Dante Cabernet Sauvignon is a bold, approachable California red wine offering rich flavors of dark fruit, roasted coffee, and sweet oak.

Fresh and vibrant Pinot Grigio with notes of green apple, lemon, and white peach. Light-bodied and crisp with bright acidity and a clean, refreshing finish.

90% Cortese (look it up), 8% Chard, 2% Sauv Blanc. It's so tasty and it comes in a liter so it's like getting a glass for free. Yum.

Bright and aromatic Sauvignon Blanc with notes of citrus, pear, and pineapple. Crisp and silky on the palate with lively acidity and a refreshing finish

Balanced Oregon Chardonnay: pear and apple with a whisper of vanilla and a lightly creamy finish.

Bright and refreshing rosé with notes of strawberry, watermelon, and citrus. Light-bodied and crisp with a dry finish that makes it perfect for easy drinking.

Bright and refreshing sparkling rosé with notes of strawberry, peach, and delicate citrus. Light-bodied with lively bubbles and a crisp, clean finish.

Elegant and lively Champagne with fine bubbles and notes of green apple, citrus, and brioche. Crisp and balanced with a bright finish and subtle toastiness.

Lightly sparkling Lambrusco with vibrant notes of blackberry, cherry, and violet. Juicy and refreshing with gentle bubbles and a soft, dry finish.

Bourbon, turbinado, Angostura bitters. Just pour it into a glass over ice. Makes four drinks, or three big ones. (Tip: Store it in your freezer.) Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $17!

Gin, Carpano Antica Vermouth, Campari, barrel-aged and stored in beeswax lined bottle for a silky smooth mouthfeel. Just pour it over ice and enjoy. Makes four drinks, or three big ones. (Tip: Store it in your freezer.) Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $17!

Cherry Vanilla Coke (cherry & vanilla bean infused bourbon, cherry heering, licor 43, Mexican coke), Margarita ready for the Rocks (Blanco tequila, lime juice, triple sec, agave), Dirrty Shirley (Vodka, lime punch, cherry syrup, Mexican Sprite) & Cactus Cooler (Gin, Orange Blossom Honey, Yuzu Soda) all ready To-Go for you! Just add ice from home. Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $30!

Blanco Tequila, triple sec, fresh lime, agave syrup. Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $8! Just add your own ice at home!

Cherry and vanilla bean-infused Bourbon, Cherry Heering, Licor 43, Mexican Coke. Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $8! Just add your own ice at home!

Gin, Orange Blossom Honey, Yuzu Soda. Light & refreshing! Just pour it over ice.

Vodka, lime punch, cherry syrup, Mexican Sprite. Order during happy hour (4-6 daily) for only $8! Just add your own ice at home!

Designed by Jade-O-Lantern for our Friday the 13th Free Tattoo Days. Specify size when ordering. S-XL

Designed by Neon Thrash for Endless Bummer, our Goth Tiki speakeasy next door. Specify size when ordering (S-XXL)

Designed by Jade-O-Lantern and printed in Houston, TX. Specify size (S-XXL when ordering.)

It's a Betelgeuse sticker! Grab a few and put them all over town. (Style may vary with availability.)

Our famous house-made garlic-habanero hot sauce. Goes great on pizza.

Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Snapback Hat!

"Betelgeuse Goes Hawaiian" zombie glass designed by Jade-O-Lantern. Pick one up today!